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\n\nVernon Treweeke was an Australian psychedelic artist. He has been termed the \"father of psychedelic art in Australia\". In the late 1960s he was deemed to be \"Australia's leading practitioner of abstract eroticism.\"

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\nMichael Shawn Kerzner is a Canadian politician who was in June 2022 was named Solicitor General of Ontario. He was elected to the Legislative Assembly of Ontario in the 2022 provincial election. He represents the riding of York Centre as a member of the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario.

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